real or not real?

always.

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Put a symbol in my ask - the "wtf are these symbols" edition!

ω:
Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
【・ヘ・?】:
Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
＊:
When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
愛:
Are you currently dating?
＠:
Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ:
Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
(⌒.−):
Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
(;° ロ°):
Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
♀:
Tell me something that turns you on.
♂:
Tell me something that turns you off.
≋:
Post a picture of yourself.
⅚:
Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ:
Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘:
Have you ever watched the sun rise?
હ:
Are you still a virgin?
➍:
Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
（．＿．）:
Do you think you are an awkward person?
싫:
Any piercings?
ℨ:
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

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my child:
dad, can you help me with this project?
me:
no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child:
it's a project on harry potter.
me:
GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.

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commanderlizabiz:

princeichi:

gosh thor followed me into the bathroom

and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.

oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images

DEAD ROTFLMFAO

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